HIM: Hello. I'm ______ from a condo near makati. works at the airport. can i have your cp number? ciao!
ME: Hi ______. There's a lot of condo near Makati. Which one?
HIM: cityland. youre gorgeous
ME: Thank you 
HIM: u have american blood ?
HIM: gay ka ba?
HIM: tangna bagal kasi ng net ko eh. pucha.
HIM: Uyy. Gay ka?
ME: Haha. Ok lang yan. Mabagal naman talaga kapag lunch time.
HIM: Pero gay ka?
ME: Yes. why?
HIM: aw.  akala ko girl ka. ganda mo pa naman. sayang.

~ Sorry. I didn't intend to deceive you. depende nalang kasi yan on how you look to other person's face